Who's In Your Five

[someonesomewhere]

No, I don't mean your cellphone. I mean the five people you would have sex with if you could--and presuming your spouse or significant other gave you the OK.

Franka Potente
Jennifer Garner
Halle Berry
Salma Hayek
Alyssa Milano

[MasterP_Nice]

Just 5??? Let's see...

Tier 1
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Jamie-Lynn Siegler
Leeann Tweeden
Lucy Liu
Vida Guerra

... and if the list could be added to...

Tier 2
Penelope Cruz
Famke Jansen
Katharine McPhee
Elisha Cuthbert
Teri Hatcher

Tier 3
Jenna Jameson
Brooke Burke (if she wasn't married)
Sandra Bullock (same)
Eva Longoria (if she wasn't getting married)
Tabitha Stevens (rooowr!!)

[c m chase]

Jennifer Love Hewitt



:shock:



:?

[nimrod]

That's tough:

hmmmm......

Margaret Truman
Eleanor Roosevelt
"Little Edie" Bouvier Beale (Big Edie's too darned big :? )
Brett Somers
Julia Child?

xheadscratchx

[Macwench]

That's tough:

hmmmm......

Margaret Truman
Eleanor Roosevelt
"Little Edie" Bouvier Beale (Big Edie's too darned big :? )
Brett Somers
Julia Child?

xheadscratchx

That is one scary list!!

[rmuse00]

That's tough:

hmmmm......

Margaret Truman
Eleanor Roosevelt
"Little Edie" Bouvier Beale (Big Edie's too darned big :? )
Brett Somers
Julia Child?

xheadscratchx

What, no Janet Reno???

[rmuse00]

Tabitha Stevens (rooowr!!)

:ah:ah:ah:

[newbie7069]

:ah:ah:ah:

I think he meant the porn star and not the little girl from Bewitched ;)

Yea, I just googled her :roll:

I'm guessing that's who you thought, 'cause that what came to me when I first read it :lol:

[rmuse00]

:lol: I was like ok she is a cutie but shame on you! :lol:

[lyle7289]

I think he meant the porn star and not the little girl from Bewitched ;)

Yea, I just googled her :roll:

I'm guessing that's who you thought, 'cause that what came to me when I first read it :lol:

Yeah...right....sure ya did. We know who you were thinkin' of......8-)

[someonesomewhere]

:lol: I was like ok she is a cutie but shame on you! :lol:
Hayden Panettiere almost made my list, but she's still 17.

[someonesomewhere]

Margaret Truman
Eleanor Roosevelt
"Little Edie" Bouvier Beale (Big Edie's too darned big :? )
Brett Somers
Julia Child?

Proves that Nimrod, like most men, is into younger women.

[rmuse00]

Hayden Panettiere almost made my list, but she's still 17.

She's from Heroes right?

I remember thinking "yeah right, she doesn't dress like she's 17!" at least not when she's out partying! :?

[c m chase]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/zennymountain/natalie.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/zennymountain/david.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/zennymountain/heath.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/zennymountain/diane.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/zennymountain/jason.jpg

(what? he makes me laugh!)

[newbie7069]

(what? he makes me laugh!)

:roflmao:

That made me laugh!!

[CelticGirl]

1.) divemedic
2.) Master_P
3.) Raysway
4.) J_
5.) Nimmy (??)


Oh - wait....
did you mean non CIC men??? :NudgeNudge:

[c m chase]

5.) Nimmy (??)



:shock:


I'd walk away slowly right now if I were you. He'll eventually see this and then it'll be all over with.

Go. Hide. While you still can.

[nimrod]

5.) Nimmy (??)

Eh. You'd never survive it. Look what I did to poor Janet Reno - she's STILL shakin'.............


;)

[lyle7289]

1.) divemedic
2.) Master_P
3.) Raysway
4.) J_
5.) Nimmy (??)


Oh - wait....
did you mean non CIC men??? :NudgeNudge:


:evil: damn...didn't make the cut.

[MasterP_Nice]

:shock:



:?

AKA Jennifer "I love your huge t!ts" :NudgeNudge:

Wanna get together and see if she'll do a manage-o-troi?? :D

[MasterP_Nice]

I think he meant the porn star and not the little girl from Bewitched ;)

Yea, I just googled her :roll:

I'm guessing that's who you thought, 'cause that what came to me when I first read it :lol:

Exactly. Two words: anal bleaching. ::idhitit::

[c m chase]

Wait...you'd only hit it because she bleaches her anus? Is that really sexy?!


I saw a thing on tv about that. I didn't get it at all. That'd be like bleaching your nipples because they don't match your boob. :roll:

[lyle7289]

anal bleaching??? WTF is that.

And here I thought I was a freak......good lord

[c m chase]

It's exactly like it sounds...women (and maybe men?) bleaching the skin around their anus so it matches the rest of their booty.

I guess the darker ring of skin isn't very classy when they're getting pounded in a porn flick.


:cool:


:lol:

[lyle7289]

IDEA :idea:

Instead of "bleaching" you ass ring, why not tan your ass to match your butt hole?

OMG. I can't even believe I am having this conversation.

:catholic:

[c m chase]

:LolPointUp:


Hahahhahaha!!

[lyle7289]

Where's Leon Phelps when ya need him.

He knows all about " Da-Butt " :lol:

[rmuse00]

Wait...you'd only hit it because she bleaches her anus? Is that really sexy?!

Are you kidding me???


:roll:

Only Mr. P would start this type of conversation. :?




:lol:

[someonesomewhere]

I just had to go look, so to speak, and there is it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

[newbie7069]

This has to be the absolutely worst case of threadjacking I've ever seen!!!

I think I may be permanently scarred by the visions in my head! I may even need medication. It has gone too far!!!

:shock:






Now, I'm sure the next time DH pops in a porno I'll be checking out which stars have bleached out assholes.

Thankyouverymuch!!!!

8-)

[rmuse00]

Now, I'm sure the next time DH pops in a porno I'll be checking out which stars have bleached out assholes.

Thankyouverymuch!!!!

8-)

No kidding! :ROFLMAO2:

[gypsie]

I just had to go look, so to speak, and there is it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching


ewwww..... and wiki says that cream is carcinogenic..... well, that's attractive - cancer of the booty hole- but hey! at least it's pristine pearly white!!

[someonesomewhere]

Several things bother me about anal bleaching.

1) The inventor. I mean what was the thought process? How did this come about? What was his business plan, and make no mistake the inventor was a guy. Probably was thinking about his significant other's butthole, what a sweet lay it is, but that danged brown ring. It's no unnatural.

2) How many unsuccessful products preceeded anal bleaching? Anal clorox? Anal sandpaper? Anal beltsander?

3) For a brunette, unless you go for an all over undercarriage shave, the carpet and drapes ain't gonna match.

[someonesomewhere]

Tried to elicit a Five outta SWMBO. Got a partial.

Tom Selleck
Dean Cain
Johnny Depp (when he was still on 21 Jump Street)

[lyle7289]

2) How many unsuccessful products preceeded anal bleaching? Anal clorox? Anal sandpaper? Anal beltsander?


::spew::





:ROFLMAO2:

[tarbaby]

:shock: xThudx

just speechless..

my five :

toby
tony
ernie
lyle (you happy now???)
j

as for hollyweird:

Matthew McConaughey
Josh Lucas
Michael Chiklis (reminds me of #3 for some odd reason??:? )
Antonio Banderas
Jesse Spencer

[lyle7289]

::anilove::

*lets out a big sigh*

[CelticGirl]

:evil: damn...didn't make the cut.

Awww

((lyle))

You were an alternate...since Nimmy 'dropped out' - you are IN!

[divemedic]

I am on a couple of lists- but I don't bleach my donut.

[rmuse00]

Don't think I'll ever eat a donut again... EVAR! :cool:

[someonesomewhere]

I hear that real women prefer an unbleached donut.

[lyle7289]

::spew::

BLEACHED DONUT!!!!''''



:ROFLMAO2:

[tarbaby]

I am on a couple of lists- but I don't bleach my donut.


:)++

[miracle]

WTH?!?! This thread is five pages long... Cindy.. where is the Jenn Close your eyes warning???



LMAO...

[c m chase]

WTH?!?! This thread is five pages long... Cindy.. where is the Jenn Close your eyes warning???



LMAO...


:lol: :lol: :lol:


Sorry, honey. I was blindsided by MasterP's dirty self and didn't even have time to think about it.


CLOSE YOUR EYES!!!!!!!