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Big Time
10-29-2007, 09:19 PM
(I stole this form CB)



Wal-mart announced that, sometime in 2007, it will begin offering
customers a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio Gallo Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5 range.


Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to place a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken professor of marketing at University of Arkansas , Bentonville.


"But the right name is important."

Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart wine brand.

The top surveyed names in order of popularity were:


10. Chateau Traileur Parc

9. White Trashfindel

8. Big Red Gulp

7. World Championship Riesling

6. NASCARbernet

5. Chef Boyardeaux

4. Peanut Noir

3. I Can't Believe it's not Vinegar

2. Grape Expectations

1. Nasti Spumante


The beauty of Wally-Wine is that it can be served with either
white meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).


P.S. Don't bother writing back that this is a hoax.
I know possum is not a white meat

DocDon
11-01-2007, 05:46 PM
1. Nasti Spumante


:roflmao:

virtualrn
11-01-2007, 07:17 PM
Mogean Davide.....did I just age myself????

admin
11-05-2007, 08:38 PM
That's funny - remember generic beer?

WickeDay
11-07-2007, 12:11 AM
Well, I have to say this is definatly getting my mind off of my dispute process. White Chipendale? :lol: