My 10 Yr old saw this thread and said.........

[rmuse00]

"There's a whole section on wine???" :shock:

:ROFLMAO2::ROFLMAO2::ROFLMAO2::ROFLMAO2:

:? It didn't seem so unusual to me. That's cause I'm a wino.:lol:

[pointman]

*Hiccup*
xdrinkndropX

[Amerikaner83]

:p

[someonesomewhere]

What problem?

I drink, get drunk, fall down, no problem.

[Hedwig]

So sit on the floor when you drink. You can't fall off the floor.

[someonesomewhere]

But that would defeat the confirmation process. I mean if I drank, got drunk, and DIDN'T fall down then there might be something wrong with me.

[Hedwig]

Or maybe you just didn't have enough to drink yet.

You could fall OVER, just not OFF the floor. So you wouldn't get hurt.

[brokeinok]

See... but if you are sitting on the floor, you drink.. but you skip the fall down part, so you aren't drunk... so you should open another bottle of wine! :shock:

WOW!! I pledge to always drink my wine while sitting on the floor! xangelx

[rmuse00]

See... but if you are sitting on the floor, you drink.. but you skip the fall down part, so you aren't drunk... so you should open another bottle of wine! :shock:


So, what if you can't get up to get another bottle? :?

[brokeinok]

So, what if you can't get up to get another bottle? :?

ahhh.... preplanning is important then (note to self=== two bottles of merlot on the coffee table prior to floor sitting)

[rmuse00]

You got that right! :lol:

[Magdalen77]

ahhh.... preplanning is important then (note to self=== two bottles of merlot on the coffee table prior to floor sitting)

Only two bottles??:lol:

[stefdr]

If you can lay on the floor without having to hold on to something, you're not drunk yet.

[someonesomewhere]

So, what if you can't get up to get another bottle? :?
That's why Chasey keeps ol' Tango around.

"Oh booooooooooooooooy? I've fallen, and I require more vino."

[rmuse00]

:lol:

[virtualrn]

Hey=a new product idea!!! A little necklace with a button. You push the button and instead of "I've fallen and ca't get it" it will alarm, "help I've fallen and can't reach my wine.....

[Amerikaner83]

The Boozer button?

I love it!

[chelseagirl]

The Boozer button?

I love it!

You guys are hilarious!! ::laugh::

[fred333]

This a great thread. I love a nice port after dinner anyone else?