Jon Stewart - off the cuff

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Jon Stewart has only one week to write comedy for the Oscar show, and may be forced to rely on humor alone in some cases....The Associated Press gave Stewart a challenge Wednesday: a game of free-association. We offered bits from current events and the year's nominated films and asked the comedian for his quickest responses. Here are the results:

• I drink your milkshake: "My prom."

• Javier Bardem's haircut in "No Country for Old Men": "You never expect a psychopath to have the Dorothy Hamill wedge."

• Unwed teen mother: "Everyone can dream."

• The Writers Guild of America: "Nothing like the writers guild of Argentina."

• British period drama: "British semicolon drama."

• Corrupt corporations: "Somebody's got to sign the check."

• George Clooney: "Dreamboat."

• The female Bob Dylan: "The male Joan Baez."

• The nation's first black president: "Is that including '24'?"

• The nation's first woman president: "Is that including Geena Davis?"

• The nation's 44th white-guy president: "Anybody can grow up to be president, but not really."

• Joan Rivers is not on the Oscar red carpet this year: "And yet she's made out of the same material."

• Nobody has seen this year's movies: "I have screeners."

• The transformative power of the mustache: "It's not just for '70s gay people anymore."

• Edith Piaf: "She's no Yma Sumac."

• Call it, friend-o: "Worst guy to play quarters with in the world."

• Three days until the Oscars: "What?! Why am I talking to you?!"

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• Joan Rivers is not on the Oscar red carpet this year: "And yet she's made out of the same material."


:shock:..............................:ROFLMAO2:


I mean can we talk????

[admin]

Rose - *sigh* - only you would get that. But that;s why I luv ya!

[rmuse00]

Rose - *sigh* - only you would get that. But that;s why I luv ya!

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